Parents

People that think they are more important than you because they have children really piss me off. I mean, really? You laid on your back, didn't use a condom, and 9 months later you have a tax write off....congrats! I had the kid card pulled on me today. I get it, you have 2 crumbsnatchers....you're SOOOOO tired. But does that mean you're more tired than me? I work 2 jobs. Aren't we equal? No way. You have to trump me with "you clean the house YOU live in, I clean the house my 2 kids and husband live in". Really? If you locked the kids in the basement where they belong, you'd have a lot less mess. That and if you didn't live in a fucking dump. But, I digress.

Another thing that gripes me about children is their mothers. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT put your baby's ultrasound pictures on Facebook. If I wanted to see a grainy, undescernible picture I'd go to the local Motel 6 and score some free porn. Save those pictures for your fridge. Wait, no. I don't want to see your uterus when I'm getting a snack either. Wallet. Your wallet is safe.

Photographers

So, I've dabbled in amature photography since my freshman year of college. (No, nothing in a sketchy hotel with poor lighting....yet.) But, in the last year or so I've seen an absurd amount of people taking artsy-fartsy pictures and plastering them all over Facebook. Some are decent, but it's hard to not take an adequate picture of something like the Grand Canyon. Some are disturbing; like babies with ridiculously large bows on their head. Aside from the fact that babies are creepy in general, seeing some pissed off infant with a rosebud the size of a canteloupe on its head is just fucking scary. But the most common works of art are the people that take 100 self portraits, slap some bible scripture on it, and then update their status "I have found my calling-Photography!" No dumbass, you found Paint on your PC.