People that think they are more important than you because they have children really piss me off. I mean, really? You laid on your back, didn't use a condom, and 9 months later you have a tax write off....congrats! I had the kid card pulled on me today. I get it, you have 2 crumbsnatchers....you're SOOOOO tired. But does that mean you're more tired than me? I work 2 jobs. Aren't we equal? No way. You have to trump me with "you clean the house YOU live in, I clean the house my 2 kids and husband live in". Really? If you locked the kids in the basement where they belong, you'd have a lot less mess. That and if you didn't live in a fucking dump. But, I digress.
Another thing that gripes me about children is their mothers. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT put your baby's ultrasound pictures on Facebook. If I wanted to see a grainy, undescernible picture I'd go to the local Motel 6 and score some free porn. Save those pictures for your fridge. Wait, no. I don't want to see your uterus when I'm getting a snack either. Wallet. Your wallet is safe.
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